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[work_wife]

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[work_wife]

Awesome. If we need a ride I can PROBABLY get Steve to take a 'break' and give us a lift.

[asecretpain]

What do you think would happen if I broke up with Jason?

[work_wife]

Honestly? School would be scandalized, some girls who like him will be horrified, some girls who like him will approve because now he's free, and the basketball team will cold shoulder you.

[asecretpain]

He's kind of a jerk. And by kind of, I mean a lot. He's always picking on people...sometimes aggressively.

[work_wife]

Oh trust me, I've heard. The perks of having with Steve is getting all the years old gossip about school. Including who in the basketball team are dicks. Which, shock of all shocks, is just about everyone.

[asecretpain]

I think...maybe I deserve better?

[work_wife]

You really do. Take away that question mark. Affirmative statements now. You deserve better.

[asecretpain]

Thank you for helping me see all this.

[work_wife]

I may be clumsy but my vision is AMAZING.

[asecretpain]

You're amazing in general.

[work_wife]

I'm an acquired taste.

[asecretpain]

Don't sell yourself short.

[work_wife]

I only sell myself for a fair market rate. Or minimum wage.

[asecretpain]

Come on. You're pretty, smart, and hilarious.

[work_wife]

I'm glad to entertain? But I'm sure most people would disagree with the 'pretty' part.

[asecretpain]

If they're lying to themselves, maybe.

[work_wife]

I might have to keep you around for my self-confidence.

[asecretpain]

I mean it, though. You're so pretty. And the best thing is, you don't even have to try.

[work_wife]

[She's really burning up here, hi.]

Oh trust me, I don't try too had because I can't see the point to trying to live to what other people expect. So I guess I don't try?

[asecretpain]

You are just awesome, Robin. Really.

[work_wife]

You're going to give me an ego.

[asecretpain]

I'm just being honest with you, Robin. I really admire you.

[work_wife]

And you're sure you haven't been drinking?

[asecretpain]

No! It's the honest truth.

[work_wife]

No accounting for taste?