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[work_wife]

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[work_wife]

I guess I'm just making it up.

[asecretpain]

Besides, even if I did...it's not like he'd like me.

[work_wife]

Are you sure?

[asecretpain]

He probably thinks I'm like Jason.

[work_wife]

You ever try *talking* to him?

[asecretpain]

Oh goodness. I'm a little shy about that.

[work_wife]

Are you sure? Because it would be more effective than pining.

[asecretpain]

Pining might be a strong word.

[work_wife]

okay, how about 'aspiring toward'

[asecretpain]

Could you talk to your crush?

[work_wife]

I don't have a crush.

[asecretpain]

Hypothetically. If you did. And I don't have a crush either.

[ Liar. ]

[work_wife]

You totally have a crush. On Eddie. It's so cute. So we need to start operation dump Jason.

[Please don't press. She likes having female friends.]

[asecretpain]

Oh my God. Can I actually do this?

[ Yes, Jason needs to go. But that doesn't necessarily mean Eddie will like her even if she is...aspiring toward. ]

[work_wife]

You're stronger and braver than you think. I believe in you.

[asecretpain]

You might be the only one who does.

[work_wife]

Maybe it's time for YOU to start believing it.

[asecretpain]

Easier said than done I think?

[work_wife]

No. No we're going to do this right. You're going to do this. We're going to get you free from Jason, and then we're going to get you really awesome edgy clothes, and then Eddie's going to be SO impressed by how you're getting to know the true you that he's going to talk to you and you're going to ASK HIM OUT.

[asecretpain]

You're a really great friend, Robin. In case you didn't know.

[work_wife]

Thanks Chrissy. I try. For people I care about.

[asecretpain]

Anyone would be lucky to call you a friend.

[work_wife]

[Was she though? Robin was such a mess.]

Maybe you just need some rebel in your life.

[asecretpain]

Maybe I do.

[work_wife]

And that's what I'm here for.